Rambles About The Grammy Outfits

So it’s not the Oscars, but it IS the Grammys… Which means more outlandish outfits, and more witty commentary from yours truly. 
Please enjoy. 
1. *Taylor’s Publicist* “Taylor, your ratings in the 7-11 demographic have been a bit low, let’s cut your hair to look like Ramona, and send you on the red carpet with Beezus.”
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
2. Justin, why do you look like you just ran over from the french restaurant down the street to the awards? 
Jason Merritt / Getty Images

3. *Zendaya’s Manager & Stylist* “Zendaya, you haven’t been chosen to sing the David Bowie tribute…” “BUT! You can still honor him with your hair!”
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
4. *Nicole Trunfio to her stylist* “See this picture of an angel fish? I want to channel that aesthetic.” 
Jason Merritt / Getty Images
5. Madame Morrible meets Malibu Barbie?
 I will admit that Andra Day’s performance was FIRE.
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
6. *Florence goes in for dress fitting* “Okay, the dress fits great, but I found these on an end cap at Hobby Lobby, can we incorporate them?”
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
7. *Joy Villa while explaining outfit sketch* “I would like to look like a dead cockroach from the front, and like the corpse bride from the back.” 
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
8. Dencia, “Personally, I don’t think that Nicki Minaj pulled off the stuffed animal on the outfit look very well, so I would like to give that a shot.”
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
9. There are no words. 
Larry Busacca / Getty Images
10. *Diana’s Stylist* “Now hear me out, you’re going to a music awards show right? So why not WEAR music!?”
And finally…
11. “I would like to look like a culturally appropriated Vegas version of Pocahontas, please.” (Manika whhhhhyyyy?)
Valerie Macon / AFP / Getty Images
I hope you enjoyed my oh so hilarious commentary on the outfit choices from the 2016 Grammy Awards.
Tune in next year for more, or in a few weeks for my thoughts on the Oscar’s. (Jumps up and down that I can actually watch them this year.)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *