Rambles About The Grammy Outfits

So it’s not the Oscars, but it IS the Grammys… Which means more outlandish outfits, and more witty commentary from yours truly. 
Please enjoy. 
1. *Taylor’s Publicist* “Taylor, your ratings in the 7-11 demographic have been a bit low, let’s cut your hair to look like Ramona, and send you on the red carpet with Beezus.”
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2. Justin, why do you look like you just ran over from the french restaurant down the street to the awards? 
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3. *Zendaya’s Manager & Stylist* “Zendaya, you haven’t been chosen to sing the David Bowie tribute…” “BUT! You can still honor him with your hair!”
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4. *Nicole Trunfio to her stylist* “See this picture of an angel fish? I want to channel that aesthetic.” 
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5. Madame Morrible meets Malibu Barbie?
 I will admit that Andra Day’s performance was FIRE.
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6. *Florence goes in for dress fitting* “Okay, the dress fits great, but I found these on an end cap at Hobby Lobby, can we incorporate them?”
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7. *Joy Villa while explaining outfit sketch* “I would like to look like a dead cockroach from the front, and like the corpse bride from the back.” 
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8. Dencia, “Personally, I don’t think that Nicki Minaj pulled off the stuffed animal on the outfit look very well, so I would like to give that a shot.”
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9. There are no words. 
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10. *Diana’s Stylist* “Now hear me out, you’re going to a music awards show right? So why not WEAR music!?”
And finally…
11. “I would like to look like a culturally appropriated Vegas version of Pocahontas, please.” (Manika whhhhhyyyy?)
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I hope you enjoyed my oh so hilarious commentary on the outfit choices from the 2016 Grammy Awards.
Tune in next year for more, or in a few weeks for my thoughts on the Oscar’s. (Jumps up and down that I can actually watch them this year.)
Xoxo,
Maddie
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